Tag: aging
member name: Chris L
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October 06, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE
OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with
your kids' names on them. . . .
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December 03, 2008 04:12 PM EST --
The year is 1908.
One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some statistics for the Year 1908 : ************************************
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December 29, 2008 08:26 AM EST --
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, . . .
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December 29, 2008 09:27 AM EST --
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, . . .
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October 27, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I'm having a really tough time. I am married, 3 kids, own a 3 family house with my brother and my parents. I'm the "go between" for my brother and my parents. He's . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:47 AM EDT --
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at . . .
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