Tag: cute
member name: Chris L
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October 29, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to
helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church
by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying . . .
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December 01, 2008 02:02 PM EST --
<script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript"></script> . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:45 PM EST --
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:28 AM EST --
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:53 PM EST --
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,
Friday, or Sunday?
C'mon, think harder
scroll down
a little more
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December 01, 2008 12:38 PM EST --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:26 AM EST --
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, . . .
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December 29, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:47 AM EDT --
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at . . .
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December 29, 2008 09:27 AM EST --
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, . . .
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October 28, 2008 08:39 PM EDT --
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into
bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:37 PM EST --
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:42 PM EST --
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't . . .
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December 26, 2008 02:54 PM EST --
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," . . .
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October 28, 2008 08:45 PM EDT --
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane Sugarbrown.' . . .
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December 13, 2008 02:34 PM EST --
A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog. So he calls him Irving. He can't
wait to show him off to his neighbor, so when the neighbor finally comes
over, the guy calls Irving into the . . .
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December 29, 2008 09:53 AM EST --
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling . . .
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