Tag: funny
member name: Chris L
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October 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT --
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to
helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church
by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying . . .
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December 01, 2008 02:02 PM EST --
<script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript"></script> . . .
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February 12, 2009 08:27 PM EST --
Hi guys,
I have been asked what this Economic Stimulus is all about ; let me explain it to you...
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive . . .
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February 17, 2009 01:41 PM EST --
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:47 PM EST --
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:50 PM EST --
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
throw it away ?
Think about it
don't just look for the answer
Did . . .
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October 28, 2008 08:53 PM EDT --
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! � � Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:45 PM EST --
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:28 AM EST --
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone . . .
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October 23, 2008 10:14 PM EDT --
A little background. I am the mother of 3 boys. I work 3 days a week, one day a week I go to my husbands business and work there and the other day I take my mom to do all of her errands. . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:53 PM EST --
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,
Friday, or Sunday?
C'mon, think harder
scroll down
a little more
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December 01, 2008 12:38 PM EST --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:26 AM EST --
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, . . .
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December 29, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I . . .
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February 03, 2009 04:53 PM EST --
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:47 AM EDT --
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at . . .
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December 29, 2008 09:27 AM EST --
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, . . .
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