Tag: humor
member name: Chris L
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October 06, 2008 08:11 PM EDT --
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would . . .
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October 08, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
Okay. You already know we are part of the Raccoon relocation Program. Already relocated one, looking to unite his/her family with him/her. Problem is, they aren't . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE
OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:42 PM EDT --
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her . . .
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October 06, 2008 09:08 PM EDT --
To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical . . .
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October 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT --
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with
your kids' names on them. . . .
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October 07, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
This happened last year, when my middle son was in 4th grade.
My son loved his teacher, I couldn't wait to meet her at open school. It ended for me there. First, let me say that it . . .
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October 07, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
My brother and my husband and I bought a house together 4 years back. It has worked out great. My brother is single and loves my 3 boys. Oh yeah...and me and hubby too! We always do . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to
helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church
by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying . . .
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December 24, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner.
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February 12, 2009 08:27 PM EST --
Hi guys,
I have been asked what this Economic Stimulus is all about ; let me explain it to you...
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive . . .
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February 17, 2009 01:41 PM EST --
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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December 01, 2008 02:02 PM EST --
<script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript"></script> . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:01 PM EST --
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:16 AM EST --
If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack . . .
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October 28, 2008 08:39 PM EDT --
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into
bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential . . .
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