Tag: humor
member name: Chris L
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October 08, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
Okay. You already know we are part of the Raccoon relocation Program. Already relocated one, looking to unite his/her family with him/her. Problem is, they aren't . . .
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October 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT --
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:42 PM EDT --
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. . . .
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October 06, 2008 09:08 PM EDT --
To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical . . .
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October 07, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
My brother and my husband and I bought a house together 4 years back. It has worked out great. My brother is single and loves my 3 boys. Oh yeah...and me and hubby too! We always do . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to
helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church
by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying . . .
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December 01, 2008 02:02 PM EST --
<script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript"></script> . . .
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February 12, 2009 08:27 PM EST --
Hi guys,
I have been asked what this Economic Stimulus is all about ; let me explain it to you...
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive . . .
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February 17, 2009 01:41 PM EST --
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:11 PM EDT --
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE
OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into . . .
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October 07, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
This happened last year, when my middle son was in 4th grade.
My son loved his teacher, I couldn't wait to meet her at open school. It ended for me there. First, let me say that it . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:45 PM EST --
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:28 AM EST --
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:53 PM EST --
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,
Friday, or Sunday?
C'mon, think harder
scroll down
a little more
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December 01, 2008 12:38 PM EST --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:26 AM EST --
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, . . .
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