Tag: joke
member name: Chris L
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October 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT --
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:42 PM EDT --
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to
helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church
by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying . . .
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December 01, 2008 02:02 PM EST --
<script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript"></script> . . .
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February 12, 2009 08:27 PM EST --
Hi guys,
I have been asked what this Economic Stimulus is all about ; let me explain it to you...
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive . . .
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February 17, 2009 01:41 PM EST --
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:47 PM EST --
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:50 PM EST --
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
throw it away ?
Think about it
don't just look for the answer
Did . . .
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October 07, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
This happened last year, when my middle son was in 4th grade.
My son loved his teacher, I couldn't wait to meet her at open school. It ended for me there. First, let me say that it . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:45 PM EST --
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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November 28, 2008 12:53 PM EST --
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,
Friday, or Sunday?
C'mon, think harder
scroll down
a little more
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December 01, 2008 12:38 PM EST --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:26 AM EST --
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, . . .
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December 29, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I . . .
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February 03, 2009 04:53 PM EST --
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:47 AM EDT --
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at . . .
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December 29, 2008 09:27 AM EST --
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, . . .
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