Tag: jokes
member name: Chris L
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October 06, 2008 08:11 PM EDT --
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE
OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with
your kids' names on them. . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:47 AM EDT --
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at . . .
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December 13, 2008 02:34 PM EST --
A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog. So he calls him Irving. He can't
wait to show him off to his neighbor, so when the neighbor finally comes
over, the guy calls Irving into the . . .
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October 28, 2008 08:45 PM EDT --
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane Sugarbrown.' . . .
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December 30, 2008 09:25 AM EST --
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See . . .
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December 30, 2008 09:33 AM EST --
1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
4. Dumbest dog: Afghan . . .
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October 28, 2008 08:37 PM EDT --
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'
'What?'
'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights . . .
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December 30, 2008 09:28 AM EST --
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered . . .
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