Tag: joking
member name: Chris L
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December 24, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner.
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February 12, 2009 08:27 PM EST --
Hi guys,
I have been asked what this Economic Stimulus is all about ; let me explain it to you...
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive . . .
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February 17, 2009 01:41 PM EST --
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:01 PM EST --
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:16 AM EST --
If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:37 PM EST --
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:42 PM EST --
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:45 PM EST --
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he . . .
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December 26, 2008 02:54 PM EST --
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show . . .
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December 26, 2008 12:45 PM EST --
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. . . .
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December 26, 2008 12:47 PM EST --
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:18 PM EST --
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for . . .
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December 26, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized . . .
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December 26, 2008 02:58 PM EST --
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:05 PM EST --
Newly issued alcohol warnings The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two . . .
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January 09, 2009 12:50 PM EST --
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".
3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. You have called out someone's . . .
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February 03, 2009 04:53 PM EST --
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st . . .
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December 01, 2008 12:38 PM EST --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty . . .
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