Tag: laughing
member name: Chris L
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February 12, 2009 08:27 PM EST --
Hi guys,
I have been asked what this Economic Stimulus is all about ; let me explain it to you...
Stimulus Payment Info.
"This year, taxpayers will receive . . .
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February 17, 2009 01:41 PM EST --
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:16 AM EST --
If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack . . .
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December 26, 2008 03:18 PM EST --
One of the gifts that my kids got was Rock Band 2. We have so much fun doing this, we all just end up cracking up. Of course the kids always want me on vocals, probably just for the comic . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:28 AM EST --
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone . . .
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February 03, 2009 04:53 PM EST --
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:21 AM EST --
If any of these describe you....you're a redneck!
You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
You think that Don Perignon . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:23 AM EST --
If any of these describe you.....you're a redneck!
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You've . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:26 AM EST --
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:49 AM EST --
20 ways to say that someone's "fly is open"....
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is . . .
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December 29, 2008 09:27 AM EST --
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, . . .
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December 29, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I . . .
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January 27, 2009 04:24 PM EST --
A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:52 AM EST --
I really do love this country, but...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating . . .
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December 29, 2008 09:53 AM EST --
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling . . .
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December 29, 2008 10:35 AM EST --
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you . . .
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December 30, 2008 09:25 AM EST --
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See . . .
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December 30, 2008 09:33 AM EST --
1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
4. Dumbest dog: Afghan . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:18 AM EST --
If any of these describe you...you're a redneck!
Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
More than . . .
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December 29, 2008 08:31 AM EST --
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect . . .
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